American: You know, America has the fastest cops in the world. The victim only has to call 911 and the police arrives at the crime scene within just 6 to 8 minutes.

Japanese: Ohh you have very very fast porice men. But in Japan, we have fastah porice. We have burret train so our porice arrive at the crime scene within just 3 to 5 minutes.

Filipino: Your pulis is bery past. It is impresib dat in Amerika the pulis is at da crime scene after onli 5 minits, in japan onli 4 minits. But in da Pilipins we have da pastest pulis in da world. Our pulis arrives at da crime scene in just 1 to 2 minits... before da crime is committed.